Smiling Assassin(s)

Smiling Assassin(s)
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Duration: 06:20Year: 2017
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It is still quite simple to fool security by flashing a photograph of Bette Midler’s arse. Getting away with sweet talking receptionists is not as easy as it was (for me anyway). Although they always yield ‘on the blower’. The new ‘cracked whores’ on the triple-decker are government HR departments. From experience, always go for a slash but never ‘leave a message’ in their bogs. If you don’t go ‘dressed like a Kevin’, their tech support ping dings (A-Level rejects that really should be on the ‘to be droned’ list to the nearest budget pub kitchen) will show you their ‘Steamy Windows’ collection. After downing 3 Black Russians, here’s how and why I entered your inner sanctum…